The funniest and saddest thing of all time happened today. It was a little sad afterwards, but at the time it was absolutly hilarious. My "friend" james decided to crawl inside a band locker. For those of you who don't know, a band locker is the equivalent of a large metal dog cage. He also decided to take with him a small pumpkin, something he used for a Developemental writing project. Anyway,other people (I'll leave them unnamed) decided to lock it...with a pad lock. Oops, guess they forgot the combination! So, James was locked in a large metal cage, while everyone stared at him and laughed at him and...did I mention the pumpkin? Dear god, who gets locked in a cage with a pumpkin?
Anywho, so eventually he got out, but his mom had to come get him.
Somehow, this was the absolute funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was also the saddest.
He was sobbing hystericly when it turned out that Andrew (oops, said the name, didn't I?) said that he didn't know the combination. Sobbing while locked in a cage with a pumpkin, everyone staring and laughing.
He reminded me of Phantom of the Opera, with Emmy Rossum. The part where they show the Phantom in the freak show? Well, that's about what It looked like.
I'm pissed at him for being this stupid. I mean, come on, this is the 4th time he's been locked in a band locker. the 4th!!
But I'll always remember the pumpkin... I mean, dear god, who gets locked in with a pumpkin?
Yep, that's my day. And he's pissed at me cuz I told him he's a retard, which he is.
But I was also pissed at him, cuz he's been stealing all my ideas, all my artwork, all my words. He could at least ask...
but I'd probably still turn him down.
Wow, that was a lot more writing than I expected...woo me!
huggies,
Me.
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