My smelly Muffins of doom.

FAT!

2005-11-06T17:38:19Z

I'm pissed. I've been limited to one hour of internet because of crappy grades, so now I can't be on long at all. But of course, my little brother is allowed to go on my account and use up all my minutes, and thats just fine! Ech.

Oh well, don't listen to me complain...i'm just obese.

shit.

2005-10-26T23:23:57Z

The funniest and saddest thing of all time happened today. It was a little sad afterwards, but at the time it was absolutly hilarious. My "friend" james decided to crawl inside a band locker. For those of you who don't know, a band locker is the equivalent of a large metal dog cage. He also decided to take with him a small pumpkin, something he used for a Developemental writing project. Anyway,other people (I'll leave them unnamed) decided to lock it...with a pad lock. Oops, guess they forgot the combination! So, James was locked in a large metal cage, while everyone stared at him and laughed at him and...did I mention the pumpkin? Dear god, who gets locked in a cage with a pumpkin?

Anywho, so eventually he got out, but his mom had to come get him.

Somehow, this was the absolute funniest thing I'd ever seen. It was also the saddest.
He was sobbing hystericly when it turned out that Andrew (oops, said the name, didn't I?) said that he didn't know the combination. Sobbing while locked in a cage with a pumpkin, everyone staring and laughing.

He reminded me of Phantom of the Opera, with Emmy Rossum. The part where they show the Phantom in the freak show? Well, that's about what It looked like.

I'm pissed at him for being this stupid. I mean, come on, this is the 4th time he's been locked in a band locker. the 4th!!

But I'll always remember the pumpkin... I mean, dear god, who gets locked in with a pumpkin?

Yep, that's my day. And he's pissed at me cuz I told him he's a retard, which he is.

But I was also pissed at him, cuz he's been stealing all my ideas, all my artwork, all my words. He could at least ask...
but I'd probably still turn him down.

Wow, that was a lot more writing than I expected...woo me!

huggies,
Me.

i_eat_yellow @ 2005-10-26T08:44:00

2005-10-26T12:46:14Z

Good morning, everybody...

I'm wake earlier than I expected. In conclusion, I decided to write stuff. Lets see...my life...
Well, yesterday, my Cross Country Coach decided to be a bitch and sign us up for a meet on...Halloween! My favorite holiday of the year, the only day I actually have time to hang with my friends, and she makes us run. It's the last race of the year, so it's not like it even matters. So, I think I'm gonna skip it. Besides, I made the absolute coolest costume...ever! You know the movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas? Well, I made an Oogie Boogie costume! EEE!

Anyway,

Me.

I LOVE chiggins!

2005-10-22T02:26:25Z

Hello!

Yes...uh..Hi! Due to certain people (AKA YOU!! *points at Ces*), I have started writing on my live journal! Heh. Yeah, I just got home from the our schools football game. Yeah, I'm in the band. I get in free! *dances* No, seriously, it's cool. I'm also happy, cuz I got Gary's email address! He's a really cool friend of mine AND one of my best friends boy friends. I'll describe him more later. I think I'm gonna do a little info page for myself, cuz otherwise no one will give a shit. I also need to decorate...this journal sucks chicken ass. Ok, I'll be honest, this is the absolute WORST entry ever, but give me a some slack, I'm really tired and my life sucked today. See, my first school photo looks like I was on pot because I blinked. So, today was photo retakes but I FORGOT!! So now, I look like a hobo on pot...shit. Oh well

Well, thank you horrible little people for reading this peice of crap, I appriciate it. I mean, you've got so much more you could be doing right now, like pooping, or making macaroni and cheese! Plus, now Francesca wont eat my head for not writing! Yay!

Hugs and snuggles,
me.

i_eat_yellow @ 2005-06-04T00:02:00

2005-06-04T03:58:03Z

chicken feet